Rap Couplet

Don't you look at me with your thing hangin' slack
I don't take no excuses and I don't cut you no slack
I'll get in the tub and you can wash my back
'Cuz if you ain't functional, you better start to pack

It's no job of mine to give you what you lack
And I ain't attackin' so don't give me no flack
But you can be gone before I get back
Or head for the kitchen and get me a snack